Dear People

Dear Trainer of "How to Schedule and Manage Payroll",
When you wear a zebra striped shirt, it is not recommended to wear matching zebra striped earrings. It is a distraction to your students who are already bored half to death.

Dear Shuttle Driver at the Airport,
My flight is in 40 minutes. Could you please not wait to see how many people you can cram onto this dang bus and get the heck to terminal A...NOW!

Dear American Airlines,
Please update all boards of any and all gate changes. This will prevent me from having to run through DFW airport barefoot. Thank you.

Dear Moron Who Clearly Never Travels,
If you watched anything other than Nascar on television, you may have heard that in fact you can NOT take your Brut cologne you got from your wife for Christmas through security. Pitching a fit about having to leave it behind is only going to get your redneck butt arrested.

Dear Blogger Friends Who Had Nice Things To Say,
Thank you all. Maybe I'll stay around. I'm just so dang wore out these days.